Ever wonder what the 37 rules of Neverfail are? Check them out here, as seen in the Level Up episode, “A Leak Among Us.” Read all the rules that keep Wyatt, Lyle, Dante and Angie safe and (relatively) sane, and don’t forget to watch an all-new episode of Level Up next Tuesday at 8/7c on Cartoon Network!
The 37 Rules of Neverfail:
1. No one can know about leaks.
2. Neverfail bards all leaks. No exceptions.
3. All loot goes in the Booty Box.
4. No laughing at the Booty Box, or any booty related words.
5. No jumping into portals and becoming part of the game unless absolutely necessary.
6. Quests before tests.
7. No shield, no sword, no service.
8. Dante has to wipe his hands before touching Blast-a-ton.
9. Dante has to wipe his feet before touching Blast-a-ton.
10.Dante can’t use Blast-a-ton.
11.No talking when Wyatt monologues.
12.Never trust a woodland fairy no matter how good she smells, Lyle.
13.Wyatt cannot use the word “Swag” anymore.
14.Dante can only remove his shoes in case of emergency.
15.Three “Huzzah!” limit per barding.
16.Griffin eggs are not to be used for omelets.
17.All Neverfail Members Must Wash Hands After Handling Elves
18.Max will not buy us lunch. Unless we are barding leaks between 12pm and 2:30pm.
19.No calling out Lyle for crying. He wasn’t. Seriously.
20.No throwing rocks in HQ.
21.No chucking rocks in HQ.
22.No matter what you call it, letting a rock fly from your hand is not allowed in HQ.
23.No wearing Orc armor for football, Lyle.
24.If you leak a kilt, you must leak the matching tall socks.
25.Never go up against a Sicilian Merman when death is on the line.
26.You can only use loot from the booty box if it’s really important.
27.If you use loot from the booty box, you have to put it back.
28.If you use loot from the booty box, you have to share it. Unless it’s infectious.
29.No taste testing looted potions just because you’re bored, Dante.
30.If you leave only the grape popsicles, you have to buy a new box. Nobody likes the
31.No staring contests with Demons no matter what they tell you the prize is.
32.”Blorging” is not a real thing, but if it was, you’re not allowed to do it.
33.No putting silly hats on Double Dash Dan.
34.HQ is a no judgment zone.
35.Steve Schmidt is one righteous dude.
36.Do not call attention to Wyatt’s small head.
37.In the event that Maldark escapes and takes over the world, Wyatt gets dibs on the
Emperor’s Suite on Max’s escape pod.